Plan to take over North Dakota
North Dakota, star of the North West, endless praerie, endless roads, home of General Custer, home of the Rough Rider, Teddys favorit state, where the zicades sound like a smokealert and even the mosquitos bite harder then in Mass. or at the Upper Peninsula!I will be your governor. I will lead you into a graet future!
HOW TO DO:
"The Easy Way" also called "The American Way"
Kill the actuall governor and take over! NO GOOD, to bloody, too boring!
"The Hard Way" also called "The Democratic Way"
North Dakota has ca. 500.000 citizens, that's not much for a state. So if you would just talk to the people you would probably have good chances to become governor of North Dakota.
You would have to talk to about 1.300 people a day, or you do it in two years so it' half the work.
After you took over the power you declare North Dakota independent from the US and war too South Dakota, take it over too and reunite the whole country of Dakota! After that you go toegether with Cuba or Columbia, maybe Mexico and have a fullfild life as governor of the first comunist country INSIDE the US.
Good plan or? If you wanna join the revolution, no way! Dakota is mine, go find your owne country!
HOW TO DO:
"The Easy Way" also called "The American Way"
Kill the actuall governor and take over! NO GOOD, to bloody, too boring!
"The Hard Way" also called "The Democratic Way"
North Dakota has ca. 500.000 citizens, that's not much for a state. So if you would just talk to the people you would probably have good chances to become governor of North Dakota.
You would have to talk to about 1.300 people a day, or you do it in two years so it' half the work.
After you took over the power you declare North Dakota independent from the US and war too South Dakota, take it over too and reunite the whole country of Dakota! After that you go toegether with Cuba or Columbia, maybe Mexico and have a fullfild life as governor of the first comunist country INSIDE the US.
Good plan or? If you wanna join the revolution, no way! Dakota is mine, go find your owne country!
Martinovich - 27. Jul, 03:54
dakota vs dildodrop
Bismarck thou State Capital
The mighty Missouri thou State River
The I-94 thou major source of income!
But no, honestly: Matinovich will conquer ND, in the long run that is. However, I cannot but criticize his plan to declare war to my fair SD. The thing will be different: SD will be mine in no time - notice the rhyme here - and we will reunite in peace. I will do it the real American way and start a quick career in Wrestling. After I rule the American wrestling league for two seasons I will declare:
"My fellow South Dakotians, Wrestling is boring. I know you never noticed, yet you deserve better. I shall be your governor and we shall rule the world!"
I will celebrate a landslide victory and will introduce gay marriage, gay adoption plus free weed for everyone. The rednecks will be terrified and try a contrarevolution. Yet I will face them man against man and wrestle them all down. One after the other. That's the way to make kings. In total desperation, the rednecks leave the country in a procession that will later be named The Trail of Fears.
In a second step I will declare the Act of Public Drinking on the Banks of Missouri, and legalize gambling. As a result, all the outlaws and slackers of the US of A will travel to Dakota. We will become a State of research, creativity, intelligent design and subversion. We will declare our independency from Washington and reunite with ND. However, to make this possible, Bismarck will have to be destroyed. Bismarck will have to be destroyed. Bismarck will have to be destroyed. We will build a new beautiful capital on the line that was earlier the border between the Dakotas. We will declare: here that which does not belong together shall belong together. And we will name the city Dakota Dull - home of the weary people.
Then we will contribute to the economic decay of the US be declaring an Interstate toll of 2000 Dakotas (our new currency, equaling some 10000 Greenback) for throughpassing lorry traffic. We also will call lorries lorries and not trucks! The Americans will declare war on us, but theey will not find us. Our land will be too big and the Marines will become tired of looking for us. To have some action several acts of friendly fire occur. After 5000 ff incidents and some 100.000 GIs providing Homeland Security in the Middle East the president will approach us to sign a peace treaty. The Dakotas will be glad to accept in exchange for the City of Portland, OR and New York, but only upstate.
So Dakota, we salute thou!
We will import German brewmasters!
We will ban the Cheeseburger with Cheddar!
We will become a country of pedestrians!
We will protect thou from harsh winters!